Sunday, 18 September 2011

Snippets

All in American accents
Wife. Oh honey really I can't be bothered with all that history and all. I know you like it but really all I want are the shops.

Woman arriving after the coach is full
One of you is going to have to move. Come on move now. I get travel sick.
Long pause. No one moved.

If you don't move I'll be sick on you!

No one moved.

Wife. Where are the real shops
Husband. All shut. Thank God
Wife. I'll find one honey. I mean to do some real shopping today!

Husband. Tell me again why it's called something rude.
Wife. Deep sigh. It's not rude it's rood.
Husband. Thats what I said

Two people's divided by a common language.


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