No sex please.

I am not going to post this easily...a certain amount of embarrassment exists right now. But....I am a single woman and therefor apparently available...even though I am certainly not looking!
I am becoming aware that the years have moved on and so it seems have methods of chatting up, or seduction.
Yes. Seduction.....oh well, near seduction.....
I am an old woman...80 years old. Too old for anything other than friendship.
Except someone has recently put paid to that idea.
We had been out for a meal, a not unusual event. Afterwards we went back to his for a coffee. This has always meant coffee in a mug in the past.
This time was different. I found myself locked in a passionate embrace.
I tried to extricate myself.
He was actually affronted! "You can't back out now." he said,"I've taken a little blue tablet!"
A what?
Crumbs, the penny slowly dropped.....well.....
I was actually outraged but tried hard not to show it...as a chat up line the blue tablet line failed dismally.
It's not something I've ever come across before and hope I never will again but on reflection it seems times have changed drastically.
If a man needs to take any tablet before ....anything ...then surely that's his problem and his partner doesn't need to know....
But as a chat up line it really is a disaster!
Geriatric sex with added help is definitely not for me!

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